- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
I can’t wait until I have my own house and I throw big ass cook outs and invite my neighbors and my friends and a few of my coworkers. I’ll have the sprinklers running in the front yard for the kids to play in and give them water balloons and water guns, maybe even a slip and slide. And all the grown folks will be in the back getting drunk and playing cards and dancing. And then when it’s time to eat, everyone gathers around the food and everyone has a smile on their face.